Special Containment Procedures: SCP - [DATA EXPUNGED] is to be contained in an empty room with dimensions no less or greater than 25.603M by 15.24M by 3.05M. Floor is to be polished concrete and room should be well lit with budget grade florescent lighting. Empty chairs may be stored in the room along with SCP - [DATA EXPUNGED]. Urine from SCP [DATA EXPUNGED] is to be removed with a foundation grade vacuum hose every four days and taken to the SCP labs for further study. Disinfecting is unnecessary.
Description: SCP - [DATA EXPUNGED], “The Ball pit” as dubbed by the public before cleansing, is a large blue inflatable swimming pool filled with multicolored plastic balls. The exact dimensions of the Ball pit fluctuate due temperature and air pressure, but it always seems large enough to fit 5+ adult humanoids. The colors of the plastic balls contained in the Ball pit as as follows:
Red
Blue
Green
Yellow
[DATA EXPUNGED]
Orange
Attempts to dissect the plastic balls have failed as no one is allowed to remove the balls from the Ball pit.
At the rate of once per every four days the Ball pit fills with preciously 900ml of mammalian urine from an unknown source. DNA from urine has been documented to come from several different sources from humans to deer to cats to some subspecies of female betta fish. Color and smell vary. Taste unknown.
Communication with the Ball pit has proved futile as it does not seem to hold sentience. All interviews end with interviewers being overcome with the “urge to jump in and play with the balls”, quoted senior Foundation Scientist Doctor Ma[DATA EXPUNGED].
Explanation: The plane of our Milky Way Galaxy runs through this complex and beautiful skyscape. Seen toward colorful stars near the northwestern edge of the constellation Vela (the Sails), the 16 degree wide, 200 frame mosaic is centered on the glowing filaments of the Vela Supernova Remnant, the expanding debris cloud from the death explosion of a massive star. Light from the supernova explosion that created the Vela remnant reached Earth about 11,000 years ago. In addition to the shocked filaments of glowing gas, the cosmic catastrophe also left behind an incredibly dense, rotating stellar core, the Vela Pulsar. Some 800 light-years distant, the Vela remnant is likely embedded in a larger and older supernova remnant, the Gum Nebula. Objects identified in this broad mosaic include emission and reflection nebulae, star clusters, and the remarkable Pencil Nebula.
I really wish there was an option on those Customer Service Surveys that says specifically, “The representative I spoke to was lovely and helpful and deserves all of the raises but I think that you, as a corporation, should die in a fire.”
hey as somebody who works in one of those companies that sends out those surveys, never, NEVER mention how much you hate the company in them. just talk about the representative. then, go to the company’s social media page and blast your bad reviews there
those surveys decide our pay, they decide whether we get bonuses or not, they decide if we get to keep our jobs or not. i’ve read transcripts on surveys where it’s has been praising the representative but mentioned one bad thing about the company. that fell to the representative because they should have been enough to sway the customers opinion.
Hey just to add on, if you liked the representative, and the survey is asking for opinions on a scale of 0-10… please give the rep 10′s across the board. Don’t try to be thoughtful and detailed and put down a 7 or an 8 or a 9. A lot of times anything below a 9 or 10 counts as a zero (no, for real) and guess who it comes back to? That’s right, the customer service rep.
At my job anything below a 10 is zero and our store is graded on our survey % so if anyone even puts 9s across the board it’s a 0 in the end and heavily brings down our stores score- which can lead to firings,
corporations: more horrible than i thought
Saw this at a McDonald’s once and when my dad worked at Kohls they had a similar policy. Always mark highly satisfied if you were happy with your service
corporate is full of insane morons that lack humanity for charts like this to exist
Yes but also: we know about it. We can fuck with their system. Rate all the reps top marks so that the overworked and underpaid peons don’t get punished, then yell at Corporate on Facebook.
